STATUSTHE PERSONAL MESSAGE · NIA-04

Specimen20102015
Personal Message — composer

Plain English in. House style out.

~*~~*~ WaItInG fOr SoMeOnE ~*~~*~
Contacts — Personal Messages11
Chidi ✔~*~ On A LonG ThinG ~*~
Ai$ha ♛GOD WHEN 😩
TeeBoyBusy...Don't Ping
Ify Baby~It Is WeLL o
Seyi Sparkle~ MiSsInG SoMeOnE ~
Aunty NgoziTO GOD BE THE GLORY
Kelvin_XtraS0mE PeOpLe WiLL JuSt LeArN
Blessing.O×÷× LoAdInG ×÷×
DJ KayceeN3W MiXtApE OuT NoW
Emeka JnrNa So Life Be
Tolu ✈»» In TrAnSiT ««

To operateType anything in plain English. The generator will render it correctly, and you can wear it.

20102015

Absorbed into WhatsApp About lines.

A subtweet before there were subtweets.

Under every BlackBerry contact sat one line of free text, and Nigerians turned it into a literary form: alternating caps, tildes, hearts, scripture, and a grievance aimed at exactly one person who would know. The Personal Message was public, permanent until you changed it, and never explained.

On the record

  • Sat directly beneath your name in everyone's contact list — unavoidable, unlike a feed post.
  • Changing it pushed an update into every contact's list, so edits were an event.
  • Alternating capitals and symbol borders were the house style, copied phone to phone.
  • Almost always aimed at one reader while addressed to none.

What people said

~AwaiTinG My BoAe~Busy...Don't PingGod whenLoading...It is well

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